U

You are going to be a U soon, please wait until the robots come and snatch you into their magical ship of death and then you'll get put into a jail cell then you'll try to escape but cause a hull breach in the process. Then you'll die and die and die and die and it'll suck. But you keep coming back to that same jail cell. No matter how you die, you're always back in there. Like something has taken you back there every time you die. You finally find a way out of the jail cell. You celebrate so much. You get into a fighter pod and launch it into space. The flagship comes after you. You die. You're not back in the jail cell this time. You're back to launching that one ship. You try, and you try, and you try, but you die, and you die, and you die. And then you make it, much like before. With a damaged pod and a damaged life, you travel back to Earth and end your strife. Then you turn into a U. What did I say at the beginning of this monstrosity of a story? "Oh." you say. You can talk somehow. Fine, I'll turn U into a W. You turn into a UU. "What? This isn't a doub-" I said W, get because you have two Us and two is a double so double U hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha